G Rated

This is the G Rated version of my experiences last Tuesday night. The R Rated version is to follow.

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful, intelligent, young women, who was the fairest in the land. However, her evil stomach made her dirty dishes which needed to be washed. Grabbing a sponge she went about to tidy her dishes and make the presentable to those around her.

However, one broke and caused a boo-boo to appear on her right thumb. She thought maybe she needed to go see the nice doctors at the hospital to make sure nothing serious had happened.

The good doctors and nurses at the hospital fixed her up right away and sent her on her merry way.

For the more graphic version, read the following post.